Funny Poem/Chants - warning adult content!

[HomosexualGuitar]

Whats the show with the ToHos
Wouldn't you like to know?!

XD



Kraig-x

[B.eckii ♥]

Lmaoooo. xD

[Kiah[TH<3]]

ROFL

Good god XD

[dontjumpth]

there was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollards ( i think you know what i actually mean) to wash 'em
his wife said jaackkk
if you dont put them back
I'LL STAND ON THE BASTARDS AND SQUASH 'EM!

lee evans anyone?

[Aneiraaa ~]

LOL at the last one hehe

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao

I made up some of them once............I may have to find 'em...

[B.eckii ♥]

it's been a while since the last chant
So I thought I'd start again,
I was with the guys last night,
Truely a god send,
sadly it was in my dreams,
and I woke up in the middle of Tom's sexual screams.
It seemd quite good,
But my pillow ended up wet.
Seemed I thought my pillow was Bill
and I snogged it to hell.
So with a mouthful of feathers
I pouted and cried,
and then I heard a sigh
I turned over to see a naked,
and sweaty at that,
clothed Georg sat on a mat.
Playing with an invisible cat.


Okay, it's crap./ BUT SHUT UP.

[HomosexualGuitar]

Wow Becky you killed the thread XD

This thing needed to be revived!




Kraig-x

[B.eckii ♥]

FINE.

Let's play twister,
let's have fun.
Faces on the colours,
and just spin the dial.
With a right hand on Bill,
on his face-covered .. ur, tile.
Left foot on Tom,
though he'd prefer your hand,
Your Tit's on Gustav
don't worry he likes it, don't feel bad.
and you're thrusting at Georg.
This is something they'd LOVE to see.
Tom'd enjoy it,
though he'd rather that your foot
was dangling off the bed,
and your right hand on his
un-dreaded head.
You know what I mean,
You dirty wh*re.
As their faces are being groped on the floor.

[HomosexualGuitar]

Twister twister
Lots of fun
All in knots
The dial is spun
Foot on tom
Or hand on Bill
Or make it harder
Oh the thrill!
Ball on Georg
Or tit on Gustav
Sounds right wrong
But what fun we have!

XD




Kraig-x

[B.eckii ♥]

Someone's giving,
and their legs are quaking,
they can't take the strain,
they lost us the game
as they fall down on top of us,
crushing us to the mat.
But in the end,
we're all happy
because we landed on TH,
oh and the thrills,
oh the kink
Oh dear, my face is on Bill's!

[B.eckii ♥]

Am I the only one who thinks this should be revived? I hope not! I miss this thread so much! All the laughs I had from it!!

What do you reckon, either start again from scratch or carry on from the last little ditty - i.e my one. LOL.

[Leannena]

I say revive it! I'm not partaking in it since I have the writing skills of a dolphin, but everyones poems/chants are so entertaining. I didn't know this thread existed until today, my dearest apologies to your talent. XD

[thfan]

Jan 31, 2008 18:52:17 GMT 1 xxxnashxxx said:

Ill let u guess who this refers to:

Now I'm young and sexy all love is free
Fame to my name
takes out the excitment of the pure exsticy
As passion presents way to easy.

My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrased
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as time goes by
True love is hard to find
The world has not been unkind!
It has blessed me with these wonderful friends of mine.
I truely prefer not being in the front of ppls mind.

However,
It sure gives me the blues to see my old friend,
Hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes instead.
As love is not exciting as it was back then.

< sorry so random>

I luv this. That`s hilarious

thfan

xxx

[thfan]

Jan 31, 2008 23:51:30 GMT 1 B.eckii ♥ said:

Oh how we all love Tom,
what with his massive schlong
But we'll both get the same,
Surely if they're identical
Their c^cks would be too?
Otherwise I think us two
should go and do our own thing,
until they grow an inch or two!

I`m actually wondering if that may be true! Thatd truelly make them identical

thfan

xxx