Funny Poem/Chants - warning adult content!

[Nikki]

AHH !

EVERYONE'S AGAINST ME

[B.eckii ♥]

You are HG, babe. (:
I was too lazy to put Kraig, forgive me? -cuddles-
Plus HG makes you sound Gangsta ;] XD
And lol, Nikki!

I reckon if one of us finds away to get an interview we should print these off and read them out.
I can just see them all laughing their heads off and being rather scared at the same time!

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Awww! Sorry!

Nikki never fear!
We all kiddin' you hear?
The Love aint Dead
But you should join us in bed
There is room for one more
And even if we are a bit sore
We can get at it again
Trust me, we don't complain!
Those twins could split me in two
And i'd still ride on through
So come on whats the deal?
The situation's ideal!
Tokio Hotel and the team
There's no better scream.


ROTFL so effing wrong! so not stopping though........

[-kels-]

BAHAHAHA LOL
These are sooo funny!
Unfortunately I aint a talented poet xD

[Kiah[TH<3]]

PFfffft and we are?!? XDD

Go ooon, try. T'is fun.

[Nikki]

Id love to join in...
and maybe share the twins
there's no need to fight
coz wed have all night !
and when we were done
we'd just start again
and if anyone asks
we just wanted to *reden*

lool
xx

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao

It's d**n true
There's so much we can do!
You go front, I'll go back
I'm accustomed to a little crack [SORRY! XD]
And don't worry, no one's forgotten
Coz Gustav's on the bottom.
And we'll be so loud
Nine's a helluva crowd
But we might collide
If I'm by your side [lmao]
After the twins will sigh
And there we'll all lie
Sweaty and completely done
d**n did we have fun
They'll say "Gutes Fick!"
But we already know we're slick

[Nikki]

;D
ROLF!

You start with Bill
Ill start with tom
we'll be logging into
www.1000's-of-positions.com

then we can swap
and bill i'll beckon
whilst georg + gustii
get bigger by the second

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao
Damn brb, I needs a bath.

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Lol nooo did everyone die?

Kiah feels alone
But it's alright
She's got Bill!
To warm her at night

-has issues-

[B.eckii ♥]

don't worry my little sexx cat
beckah's back again,
tom is asleep,
Gustav and Georg too.
It's annoying, and rather poo
but now you are here,
with bill too.
So that's all good,
let's have our fun
and hump until dawn brings the rising sun

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Time for more fun!
Bill's ready to make us moan
But we aren't going for it alone
Tom never stays still for long
He's back and going strong

[B.eckii ♥]

Oh how we all love Tom,
what with his massive schlong
But we'll both get the same,
Surely if they're identical
Their c^cks would be too?
Otherwise I think us two
should go and do our own thing,
until they grow an inch or two!

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao
Luckily I am a tinsy bit bi
So I don't mind it on the sly
Fun and games are great
Spesh with the street team mate!
We can get those boys hot
And it won't take a lot
Not with our killer moves
We can easily say this proves
The UK team just rules!

Coz we do XD

[B.eckii ♥]

That's good then,
Cos I'm half bent,
you could say I'm a bit greedy,
but men are sometimes way too seedy.
I think this calls for a plan,
locate the boys
and steal them away.
It's not kidnap
(Well, it's not if you yell SURPRISE)
Then we'll have our wicked way,
and party all night and day
with a bit of group fun
every fifteen minutes.
Oh yes, I guess we're
all too sexual.
But I hope none of you are underage
I don't want to be in trouble because you ain't legal!


Not too good. xD