Funny Poem/Chants - warning adult content!

[HomosexualGuitar]

Hello dears, Kraig again =]
You good-for-nothing gay boyfriend XD
I just heard that the guys are horny
And things in their room are getting a bit porny XP
So come on girls, lets have some fun
We'll 'party' till the night is done XD

[-kels-]

You asked for it Kiah lol

Looks like your all having fun
With all the things you have done
You have all worn the boys out
Your throats hurt from when you shout
The hotels in delight
Cos the sun is now in sight
And you all have stopped for a nap
And over there is toms cap [OMG I told u all i was rubbish at all this xD]
But never fear peeps,
This special "exercise" is for keeps,
This is better than f***ing sheeps [xD]
The future is bright,
And more sex is in sight!


I would just like to apologise in advance for my horrific pile of rubbish which makes no sence.
It kinda made me laugh though ;D

[B.eckii ♥]

Oh Kraig our Queer,
and Kels our Dear,
We always have much fun.
But please try and realise,
Kraig, I don't want you in my bum.
I'm not a man, I'm a girl you see
though I have close to no boobs
A penis is something I don't own.
But never fear I'm half gay,
So Kels get over here ;D

XD

[-kels-]

erm...

becky you have made me very welcome
but I refuse to have some
see I am underage
but i'm at that stage
where I wouldnt say no
but never fear, i'm no hoe
so if i am called upon
for a little bit of fun
I will say okay
but make sure the police are not at bay
but if they decide to knock on the door
and they were horrified by what they saw
they would think i'm old enough
cos I look older than i am luv

haha lol xD

[HomosexualGuitar]

Oh dear Becky you sadden me =[
I do like girls as well you see XD
I'm just a bit gay like our Bill dear
So I won't do you up the bum, no fear! XD
But lets get back onto the original ... task
We need to go and find teh boys and ask
If they want to have a little fun and play
It doesn't matter if they're straight or gay XD
Me and Kels and Nik and Beck
Kiah, Stef and Nash, oo 'eck!
The boys are gonna be exhausted when we're through
But I guess in the end we will be too XD

[-kels-]

yes Kraig my dear,
people would be outraged by what they hear,
screaming,
Shouting,
pants of exsaution,
we are no fling!
we'll be famous,
people will make a fuss,
cos we have tokio,
in a hotel,
we'll become shameless,
but we'll never do anything in a motel.
We'll rock the place,
which our amazing stunts,
people who hate us are bloody c*nts.

sorry, i'm terrible =/

[B.eckii ♥]

You kept that a bit hushush,
How dare you lie to me.
For now you're my gay boyfriend
and for ever it shall be.
But yes we best go find them,
if they're gay I'll turn all four,
and we'll hump them til we're.. raw xD
Holy crap I can't help but laugh
at the fact they have less
and we have more.
But oh well,
we'll still f^ck them 'til they're sore.

Yeah, kraig your now my gay boyfriend and you LIKE IT. XD

[-kels-]

Kraig, becky's gay boyfriend,
you are a god send,
you make her night much more fun,
we have 4 where she has 5...
it doesnt matter about your size [omg how stupid is moi?]

Becky you lucky cow
Kraig is royalty - you should bow
Take good care of him
dont totally wear him out
he will become your biggest sin

there is no need for gym
we have our own "exercise plan"
science has failed again
this should be illegal and should be banned....

aplogies in advance... =/

[HomosexualGuitar]

Now now girls, don't fight over me
My heart is already stolen by someone you see XD
I have a boyfriend, though I'm willing to fuck
Anyone else who is willing to suck xD
But I choose our TH boys over you girls any day
Sorry but I just swing that way XD
I am however willing to share
Just cause i'm that nice and fair XD

[-kels-]

haha you make me laugh dear Kraig,
you may be very nice and fair,
but there is no need to share.
You can stay with dearest Becky,
but she might take the micky,
she will push you to your limits,
you will surrender within minutes,
and then you'll ask for your less demending boyfriend,
and he becomes a god send,
so I dont need you to share,
you dont need to be fair,
trust me this is fate,
cos all I want is to be your mate =D

omg how cheesy =/

[Skye.]

Heres how to work out tokio hotel
its as nice as tom round the back of a motel
you could do it with ease
as easy as your ABC's
Bill romantic, sexy as hell
though he must sweat on stage fangirls love the smell
fantasy of girls and boys of over Europe
if he only knew me, then we'd elope
tom the sex offender, well thats a little bit harsh
he likes his curves big, like jodie marsh
he loves his cap and his gangsta clothes
how many caps he has nobody knows
Georg what a muscle man
if anyone can do it georg can
a bit of a joker, with a dirty mind
under his bed its playboys you'll find
Gustav the drummer, quiet collected
man of few words, yet well respected
when he plays topless, i dont care
it Bill i wanna see BARE.

rofl
i have WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time for things like this

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao I feel there's a lack of my ramblings here XDDDD

Stefs d**n right, gustavs a sweet
But it's Bill I just wanna eat
Serve him up and I'd be away
Ah how that boy turns me gay
But that's not really true
Although i do like girls too
I like a bit of variety
Most boys are a bit shit, you see
But Tom and Bill, they know how to please!
They send me orgasming with ease
Time and time again I 'come' X3
Back for more and more,
Us teamers are their local whores
But we don't really care
If it makes other fans lair
They know we'll win everytime
Coz we know how to bust a rhyyyyyme!

Hahaaaaa
XD
I missed these -pets-

[B.eckii ♥]

I believe someone should print these off, and then record us reading them out.
xD

[HomosexualGuitar]

=P I was actually planning that. It writing them up xD They're too funny not to do soemthing with!



Kraig-x

[-kels-]

you'd maybe have to put a "advisory" sign on the corner lol xD