Post by HomosexualGuitar on Feb 1, 2008 19:34:41 GMT 1
Hello dears, Kraig again =] You good-for-nothing gay boyfriend XD I just heard that the guys are horny And things in their room are getting a bit porny XP So come on girls, lets have some fun We'll 'party' till the night is done XD
Looks like your all having fun With all the things you have done You have all worn the boys out Your throats hurt from when you shout The hotels in delight Cos the sun is now in sight And you all have stopped for a nap And over there is toms cap [OMG I told u all i was rubbish at all this xD] But never fear peeps, This special "exercise" is for keeps, This is better than f***ing sheeps [xD] The future is bright, And more sex is in sight!
I would just like to apologise in advance for my horrific pile of rubbish which makes no sence. It kinda made me laugh though ;D
Oh Kraig our Queer, and Kels our Dear, We always have much fun. But please try and realise, Kraig, I don't want you in my bum. I'm not a man, I'm a girl you see though I have close to no boobs A penis is something I don't own. But never fear I'm half gay, So Kels get over here ;D
becky you have made me very welcome but I refuse to have some see I am underage but i'm at that stage where I wouldnt say no but never fear, i'm no hoe so if i am called upon for a little bit of fun I will say okay but make sure the police are not at bay but if they decide to knock on the door and they were horrified by what they saw they would think i'm old enough cos I look older than i am luv
haha lol xD
There’s a man with an axe, Standing in the rain, Looked me straight in the eyes, This is what he had to say... ♪♫♪
Post by HomosexualGuitar on Feb 1, 2008 20:54:13 GMT 1
Oh dear Becky you sadden me =[ I do like girls as well you see XD I'm just a bit gay like our Bill dear So I won't do you up the bum, no fear! XD But lets get back onto the original ... task We need to go and find teh boys and ask If they want to have a little fun and play It doesn't matter if they're straight or gay XD Me and Kels and Nik and Beck Kiah, Stef and Nash, oo 'eck! The boys are gonna be exhausted when we're through But I guess in the end we will be too XD
yes Kraig my dear, people would be outraged by what they hear, screaming, Shouting, pants of exsaution, we are no fling! we'll be famous, people will make a fuss, cos we have tokio, in a hotel, we'll become shameless, but we'll never do anything in a motel. We'll rock the place, which our amazing stunts, people who hate us are bloody c*nts.
You kept that a bit hushush, How dare you lie to me. For now you're my gay boyfriend and for ever it shall be. But yes we best go find them, if they're gay I'll turn all four, and we'll hump them til we're.. raw xD Holy crap I can't help but laugh at the fact they have less and we have more. But oh well, we'll still f^ck them 'til they're sore.
Yeah, kraig your now my gay boyfriend and you LIKE IT. XD
Post by HomosexualGuitar on Feb 1, 2008 21:51:50 GMT 1
Now now girls, don't fight over me My heart is already stolen by someone you see XD I have a boyfriend, though I'm willing to fuck Anyone else who is willing to suck xD But I choose our TH boys over you girls any day Sorry but I just swing that way XD I am however willing to share Just cause i'm that nice and fair XD
haha you make me laugh dear Kraig, you may be very nice and fair, but there is no need to share. You can stay with dearest Becky, but she might take the micky, she will push you to your limits, you will surrender within minutes, and then you'll ask for your less demending boyfriend, and he becomes a god send, so I dont need you to share, you dont need to be fair, trust me this is fate, cos all I want is to be your mate =D
Heres how to work out tokio hotel its as nice as tom round the back of a motel you could do it with ease as easy as your ABC's Bill romantic, sexy as hell though he must sweat on stage fangirls love the smell fantasy of girls and boys of over Europe if he only knew me, then we'd elope tom the sex offender, well thats a little bit harsh he likes his curves big, like jodie marsh he loves his cap and his gangsta clothes how many caps he has nobody knows Georg what a muscle man if anyone can do it georg can a bit of a joker, with a dirty mind under his bed its playboys you'll find Gustav the drummer, quiet collected man of few words, yet well respected when he plays topless, i dont care it Bill i wanna see BARE.
rofl i have WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time for things like this
lmao I feel there's a lack of my ramblings here XDDDD
Stefs d**n right, gustavs a sweet But it's Bill I just wanna eat Serve him up and I'd be away Ah how that boy turns me gay But that's not really true Although i do like girls too I like a bit of variety Most boys are a bit shit, you see But Tom and Bill, they know how to please! They send me orgasming with ease Time and time again I 'come' X3 Back for more and more, Us teamers are their local whores But we don't really care If it makes other fans lair They know we'll win everytime Coz we know how to bust a rhyyyyyme!
Hahaaaaa XD I missed these -pets-
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