Funny Poem/Chants - warning adult content!

[Robyn.]

Thought it would be funny to have a lil thread for all those amazingly funny poems you got !
(Nikki And Kiah XD)

Havee Fun Kidss !! Baha !

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Rotfl Danke schoooon XD

Kiah is suddenly pleased
Her need for poems is eased
She can now write away
For a year and a day
And not make that topic diseaaaaaaaased

XDDD
Ohh this will endlessly amuse me

[Nikki]

Nikki cant help but blame
herself for beging so lame...
her rhymes are no good
she's misunderstood
and now Kiah's put her to shame.


i sound like a right depressed old chap lool

[midori]

Ha ha, I actually think you sound funny. Aww.

You guys are entertaining with all your rhymes. ;D

[B.eckii ♥]

There was a man from china,
who wanted to be a rock climber
he slipped on a rock
cut open his [guess]
AND NOW HE HAS A [GIRL BITS]

AHAHAHA.

Sadly I didn't make this up. ):

[HomosexualGuitar]

omg I love that one XD

I have one!


Bill Kaulitz is a little bit gay
At least where Tom has his say
As for Georg and Gustav
Oh what fun they have
Teasing the poor boy all day!

(would you believe me if I said I didn't even have to think about that XD)

[Skye.]

homosexualguitar said:

omg I love that one XD

I have one!


Bill Kaulitz is a little bit gay
At least where Tom has his say
As for Georg and Gustav
Oh what fun they have
Teasing the poor boy all day!

(would you believe me if I said I didn't even have to think about that XD)

thats rather funny
hehe

[Mika]

homosexualguitar said:

omg I love that one XD

I have one!


Bill Kaulitz is a little bit gay
At least where Tom has his say
As for Georg and Gustav
Oh what fun they have
Teasing the poor boy all day!

(would you believe me if I said I didn't even have to think about that XD)

gosh I knew lots of stories are written about this topic, but you must be the first to put it into a poem....I commend you ;D

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao

Bill is definitely not gay
They both do often say
But we see the signs
Their love, it shiiiines
And together they both shall stay
-kicks herself at the cringeyness-

Bill is one gorgeous man
Simply no one is better than,
Him when he moans
Oh how Tom groans
And they come as fast as they can

Sorry, sorry! lol

[Mika]

Oh...I love you all for writing these, they do make me smile.
Light hearted humour is always appreciated here ^^

[Nikki]

Bill is OBVIOUSLY not gay.
he wouldnt have it any other way.
& trust me i know
coz i watched him grow
when he was in my room yesterday.

Ahhh ! Theese are getting a little sexual
sorry guys but couldnt resist xx

[Kiah[TH<3]]

rofl

Oh no she di'n't! -clicks fingers- XDD

Nikki is telling a lie
And i shall tell you why
He was with me
On all fours you see
As we orgasmed into the sky

omg, that is too terrible.......XDDD

[tokiohoteluk]

LOVE the poems guys. I added a warning to the subject line because it's getting a bit adult contenty, but carry on. Try not to get tooooo explicit.

Claire xxx

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Lol sorry Claire! X3

-deletes the obscene one she was writing ^^;;;;-

Kiah is fairly sick
But her rhymes are just so slick
She'll tap away
keep those bad thoughts at bay
But damn, does Bill make me tick! ;D

[Mika]

Carry on lol...

Someone's not telling the truth,
for Bill is a little aloof,
for a jolly fun time,
head for Tom (he's at mine)
he'll fuck you over the roof