Funny Poem/Chants - warning adult content!

[B.eckii ♥]

baby, grow up
because it's okay.
Tom's a better f*ck,
we be doing it all night
AND DAY. ;D

[Skye.]

you can have tom i dont care
its bill i dont want to share
im better than you
bill says i am too
you and tom in a cheap motel
your only with him cause hes in Tokio Hotel.

rofl
i love you really becky.
your well good at these

[B.eckii ♥]

i'm glad you don't care
you should see bill and tom together,
they're an orgasmic pair.
me, tom and bill in a room
baby us three make our own monsoon
while you cry at home,
humping a spoon!

haha, i love you too Stef.
So are you! xD

[Skye.]

together the perfect foursome
it would make you come [ROFL@THATWORD]
always together us four
are bedroom antics shake the floor
your jealous i see
of becky tom bill and me
well you should be
cause we are FUCKING SEXYY.

boo yeah.

[B.eckii ♥]

Oh Stef, Bill, Tom and me,
It's perfect, yeah?
Though Stef screams loud,
she makes me proud
just like Bill when he does his sexy growl.
Tom is dirty,
and down right flirty,
and me?
I'm awesome,
that's something you can ALL see.
Sprawled on the floor,
at a quarter to four.
We wear ourselves out,
but always up for more


We rock. Hahaha.

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao

I missed alot!

[Skye.]

becky and me
pornstars practically
only for bill and tom
the only boys we get on
cause who would say no
they must be crazy to reject the boys from tokio
kaulitz twins hottest guys around
becky and stef the hottest girls in town
in the bedroom theres alot of steam
from the twins and the girls from the street team


rofl
are we gunna do this all night?

[Kiah[TH<3]]

Kiah aint down with the flow
She got no place to go
That foursome sounds too fine
It gets better with each line!
But Bill and Tom will be back
Coz Stef and Becky are whack
They're great for a quick bang
But I know my thang!
And those sexy twins know
They can get mo' from this ho!
Ready set they'll definitely go
And we sure aint gonna take it slow
But don't sweat, no need to Rescue Me
Those Screams are just of ecstasy!
So you two better stop, aight?
Coz we iz just too tight ;]


BRAP

good god...rofl...XD

[Skye.]

if you say so dear
let me make it perfectly clear
were good for a quick one
or the long run
but the twins would rather be in a four
cause they get a little more
its them that need recusing
cause it isnt ecstasy there screaming
when they wake up and the feeling sinks
they know that you spiked their drinks

i dont really know what feeling sinks is
but rhymes with drinks
bahaha

[Kiah[TH<3]]

lmao XD

The twins only need me
To make a prefect three
We make the best sandwich, the perfect sub
But don't worry, bub,
They'll still do you two as sides
Coz we all know you're easy rides
And cheaper than those kiddy slides
But I slide down Bill the best
And god, the feel of Tom's chest!
Especially as it rise and falls
And the slap of his huge, round.....

Shaaaaame, sleep calls....
LOL
I shall be back lmao XD

Niiights
xxx

[HomosexualGuitar]

XD What a great way to start the morning!


I'll telling ya'll are wrong!
Bill Kaulitz was mine all along!
In his hotel room
We come all too soon
(And he had one great big schlong)


XD I love the word schlong.

[tokiohoteluk]

OMG, you guys, these are hilarious!

Claire

[B.eckii ♥]

I have an idea,
but it might not rhyme,
so my apologies dear.
Four fans, four super sexy guys
a deranged little plan has formed in my head!
Lets' write to Georg a letter,
than Bill has wound up dead
he'll come running asap
and then a sevensome we shall be.
Stef, Kraig, Kiah and me
We'll show TH how much we care
By adding Gustav
and humping like bears.
I feel for the neighbours, and the people below
as we rock this hotel just like a show.
Moanin' and groaning all as one.
Tokio Hotel have NEVER had so much fun.





xD

[Robyn.]

Haaaaaaaaaa !! That one has to be tha best ! XD

[Robyn.]

You Guys Must All Be Confused,
Coz Really You've all Just Been Used,
While me tom and bill,
Have been laughing until
You think your obv the best
But Bill said you sucked
Tom hates your flat chest
Tbh, You've been Fxcked And Chucked XD

Doesn't really flow
Lovee You all really