Funny Things In Everyday Life

[Havanah]

The other day, my dad went to this place (can't remember where) and wanted to get some food. It was a bit of a run down area and the only suitable place was a Polish shop.

Today:
Dad: I really must go back and get some of that Polish sausage. It was delicious!
Me: I thought you said you were never going back there because there was nothing but one Polish shop and three sex shops?
Dad: Yes, but I can go for some sausage!

The amusing thing is he didn't realize - I guess it's a perfectly innocent response

[turner]

Hahaha :')

[NaomiOfC]

OML LOLOLOLOLOL :')

[magdaisasheep]

A month before I was starting highschool (4 years ago), I really wanted to have a new haircut. I thought that bobs were kind of cool, so I told the hairdresser that I want a bob. I came out of the damn salon with layers that started at the tips of my ears (just like a monk...) with a straight fringe...it was jaw length.
Now the fun part! When I came to school EVERYONE thought that I was a boy. Making it even worse, there was a boy that had THE SAME HAIRCUT called Nial and omg did we look similar! Everyone was asking me if I'm Nial or Nial's twin BROTHER and I was like wtf because I have never seen this Nial before to add to that Nial had a friend who was called Richard and guess what. I was walking with my friend and this random guy (that was Richard) was running after me from the other side of the playground shouting "Nial! Nial!" after me. I turned around and he was like, "Oops sorry!" I don't think that he noticed that I was wearing a skirt...