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Post by NaomiOfC on Jul 24, 2009 20:14:05 GMT 1
anything funny happen to you during the day?
i'll start off;
*in the car with my mum and tom after we had been to arcades in matlock*
*we had just been in a downpour of rain on the way to the car*
mum: i'm so soaked
tom: you're so gutted?
me:  LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :')
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mum: tom. your big brother used to be a fat baby
tom: *laughs* really?
mum: yeah
me: he was a fat, mardy baby
tom: he's still mardy now!
me and mum: *burst out laughing for ages*
mum: well said, tom, well said.
:')
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Post by batman on Jul 24, 2009 21:19:51 GMT 1
Let me see; wait; my life.
(:
Last night me, Emz and Bex went camping. I woke up because a bird was on the tent and was on my head. I screamed.
I woke up and couldn't remember where I was. There was a storm outside but I had to get out because I needed to get to the toilet. >.< I got back drenched.
This morning we were having a conversation about the purpose of our lives. We decided it was to have babies and die. I blurted out,
"Well, why don't we all have sex now then ?" (Meaning, of course, at this age so as to fullfill our purpose)
And my friend was on the phone to her mum.
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Post by phsycofairy on Jul 24, 2009 23:21:34 GMT 1
LOL
I was talking to my sister and her mate, and a friend called Steph on msn.
Steph: So what are you doing?
Me: Talking to my sister and her mate
Steph: WHAT? how old is your sister again?
Me: Uh... 12. and so is her mate.
Steph: EW! thats illegal isn't it?
Me: huh?
Steph: Mates as in fuck buddies right?
Me: Uh... no.
Steph: Oh.
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Post by batman on Jul 25, 2009 16:27:04 GMT 1
I got sent upstairs because I burned a shirt while ironing and when my mum asked why I replied,
"Poor genetic material ?"
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Post by neonlights on Jul 25, 2009 20:11:44 GMT 1
funny thiings ey? my sexy jokes... why do they call a lilo a lilo? becuase you lie-low...anndddd wouldnt it be funny is there was a food called lauft.. becuase they could say 'ummm lauft'. i spose you have to be louise to understnad the last one like  ohh and Q111!!!!! <3333 |
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jul 25, 2009 20:14:28 GMT 1
*my brother cooked tea tonight 'cz our parents are at my cousins wedding + after party thing*
me: james. this is really good
james: *chokes* no it's not. the peppers really aren't nice at all
me: *laughs at him*
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Post by Rhi on Jul 25, 2009 21:09:03 GMT 1
My first attempt at cooking scotch pancakes, you know, the bread-y ones. : Well, I thought it had gone pretty well. Noticed the one that turned out perfect and was my pride has somehow disappeared. After hunting high and low in the kitchen for it, I asked my dad if he'd happened to eat it. Me - Have you taken a pancake from the plate in the kitchen Dad - Oh, yes I did Me - [very proud and expectant] How did it taste? Dad - Like cardboard  |
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Post by batman on Jul 25, 2009 21:13:53 GMT 1
Lulz. x3
We went round to see our ex-neighbours cuz they've moved. They have a five year old boy and a nine month old girl (who has long hair that sticks up like there's a static balloon above it which annoys her mum because no matter how hard she tried it just won't lie down).
So, Lewis got me to play Power Rangers with him and we had to play in front of our parents. Mine will never let me forget it.
I was looking after him and Nicole and we had rolls for lunch. I'd already fed Nicole her baby food but she wanted my roll so we were watching Teletubbies and I was giving her tiny bits of my roll cuz she can't eat solids yet. I turned around to watch Lewis show me his 'Ben 10 fight' with his toys and I turned around again and Nicole had half my roll in her mouth, the other half in her hand and was trying to swallow it whole. >.<
I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"
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Post by turner on Jul 25, 2009 23:39:41 GMT 1
We were sat as a family watching 'Hotel for dogs' and this guy on the movie was eating a lolly. My sister, who's only 11 breaks the silence and shouts 'It looks like he's sucking a c*ck."
I admit, i was completely appalled, and trying desperately to stifle laughter.
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Post by rippinkittin on Jul 25, 2009 23:45:20 GMT 1
ahaha omg turner! LOL!!
Yesterday at the wedding the man behind me shouted out AMEN really rather loudly, in the middle of a quiet bit. He was the only one... I was desperately trying to control gigglesnort in a church
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Post by turner on Jul 25, 2009 23:53:10 GMT 1
That's one of the reasons I don't go to church...because I always end up in uncontrollable laughter fits. I dunno why either, I think it's just the church's atmosphere.
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jul 26, 2009 0:43:35 GMT 1
We were sat as a family watching 'Hotel for dogs' and this guy on the movie was eating a lolly. My sister, who's only 11 breaks the silence and shouts 'It looks like he's sucking a c*ck." I admit, i was completely appalled, and trying desperately to stifle laughter. |
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jul 30, 2009 14:02:05 GMT 1
*at lunch during the thunder storm*
justin: and then the lightening comes into the house
tom: and turns into an alien. then we call for doctor who
me:doctor who is lame
justin: how is it?
me: 'cz all that happens is that an alien comes along, the doctor kills the elephant, and he saves the day
justin: he kills the elephant? O.o
me: O.o ... LOL. :')
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*the kids were making rice krispie cakes*
me: do you think the rice krispies will go snap crackle and pop in the chocolate?
owen: no. it will go crack copple and cock
me + justin: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
owen: what did i say? :S
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Post by phsycofairy on Jul 30, 2009 16:48:45 GMT 1
LOL
I will ignore you insulting Dr Who purely for the elephant.
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Post by Havanah on Jul 31, 2009 20:29:26 GMT 1
Other day in the supermarket the woman was moaning about all the Grokels from Birmingham (yeah she was that specific) coming down and trying to buy booze underage. The convo kind of progressed like this...
woman: It means that people who are eighteen like you can't buy it. People look so much older than they are until they pass thirty when they look younger.
me : Yes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm fourteen...
Woman : Exactly! You look really young for your age. Never worked a day in your life! Bet you've got a toy boy or are you married?
Me : Erm no. I'm not for-
Woman : [to my mum] And you look really good for your age!
Me : I'm not forty I-
Woman : Aren't you married yet?
Me : Oh forget it
Another case of they took gullible out of the dictionary!
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