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Post by phsycofairy on Aug 6, 2009 22:48:24 GMT 1
ROFL.
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Post by turner on Aug 7, 2009 20:01:05 GMT 1
The Vanessa Hudgen's photo is funny. But I don't think anyone would be happy if i linked it on here. which picture?? A topless photo of her with her little finger between her lips doing the traditional sl*t pose  |
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Post by midori on Aug 11, 2009 0:04:52 GMT 1
Lol Pev, I feel honoured you even took a pic. That cheered me up now and I had a miserable day so :danke:
;D
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Post by Amiee♥TH on Aug 11, 2009 0:46:38 GMT 1
Yesterday, I was walking to my Aunty's car, my 10 year old cousin was yapping away, walking behind me so I wasn't concentrating, then I forget about the curb on the pavement and twist my ankle and fall into the hood of the car. If I'd have filmed it, I swear it would have got on 'You've Been Framed' XD
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Post by phsycofairy on Aug 11, 2009 1:16:52 GMT 1
My sister: look at my new ear muffs! they are furry!
Me and my mum: O.o.... ROFL.
ah, we are so immature ><
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Post by Sazza~~ on Aug 12, 2009 1:40:58 GMT 1
Me & my friends were sat on the computer chair and it snapped in half and I swear the chair could do the spilts it was that crushed  . |
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Post by batman on Aug 13, 2009 19:33:29 GMT 1
This thread makes me larffff. (:
*At the Taste of the Tattoo where a VERY hot Swiss guy(s) in uniform was standing in front of me carrying a flag and I was making faces at him until he laughed. It had just finished*
Me: (talking about another guy) He's staring at you. He's checking you outtttt.
Emz: No he's not. Shut up.
Me: Yes he isss.
Emz: NO HE'S NOT. If he is, then that guy (points to uniformed dude) if checking YOU out.
Me: *waves to the band of Swiss guys in uniforms. They wave back and shout hello. :3*
PAUSE. Beth goes over to guy Emz was talking about.
Me: Were you checking me out ?
Guy: O.O Erm. . . yes ?
He didn't speak English. Well, not enough to put a sentence together. x3
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Post by NaomiOfC on Aug 13, 2009 21:11:01 GMT 1
the conversation with james from Pulled Apart By Horses... convo in highlight thread ;D
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Post by NaomiOfC on Aug 22, 2009 19:49:19 GMT 1
parents found out about the piercing.
mum: NOOOOOO.
and then she denied the fact that she did say yes to it at first :')
dad: that's disrespectful. it's against the bible.
(i'd have thought he had got the hint that i don't believe in god by now...)
and then he said i was like my oldest brother and his fiancée and goes;
"that's as bad as jon sleeping with jess" O.o
omg. i am so amused right now :')
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Post by NaomiOfC on Aug 26, 2009 22:09:19 GMT 1
*just to clear things up, there was a programme about 6 years ago called Cubix, me and my brothers were obsessed with it*
*in the car*
me: you still have that Cubix sweet?
*james looks at sweet*
oh. it says Cubik, not Cubix. it doesn't seem as good anymore...
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jan 21, 2010 20:14:42 GMT 1
today, i went to town at lunch *town is like a 10 minute walk from college* and i didn't go back for english *my english teacher hates me. i hate her. last week she was a complete bitch to me so i refused to go to the lesson today* so i stayed in town with lauren, keeva and amreeta *they don't have to go to english in the afternoon* it was rather ... eventfull. me: i might get a milkshake from mcdonalds ... banana flavour lauren: ooo. banana  keeva: which bits the best bit.? the banana or the milk.? me: both lauren: LUMPY. *laughs* me: i like it thick lauren: *laughs* *i won't post the rest. it goes a little C18.  * *later on. meeting keeva's mom(Lisa) and mom's bf(Harvey) outside Specksavers. her mom is the best mom ever. she's like a teenager and didn't care that i had skived off or anything. she congratulated me for it. loool :')* lisa: what is that on your coat, keeva.? me: oh. sorry. that was me. keeva: how did you get it up there.? D: me: i went like this. *thrusts* pffffffffff. harvey:  i think that's our queue to go. *later on. lauren had left for her driving lesson. me, keeva and amreeta went to get some chips from mcdonalds* random guy selling magazine: hey girls. do you like my hair.? me: *not paying attention to the man* not got the time random guy selling magazine: what.? i asked if you like my hair. me: oh. HAHAHAHA *walks off in hysterics* amreeta: naomi you retard.! *laughs* i do love college ... and town during the day :') |
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Post by Mairi on Jan 22, 2010 1:38:19 GMT 1
My snoring woke me up this morning. I woke up thinking "what the feck is that noise, sounds like a bloody fog horn!"... yeah, it was me. Snoring my little heart out.
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jan 25, 2010 22:04:48 GMT 1
*at the school*
haseef: what shall i draw for the this one.?
me: well what happened to the water when it was put in the fridge.?
haseef: it turned into whooooop.
me: you alright down there.? *laughs*
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Post by turner on Jan 25, 2010 22:45:11 GMT 1
Baby Jesus Butt Plugs. Honestly, why?
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jan 25, 2010 22:58:46 GMT 1
*me, my brother, mom and dad are watching QI. they were disgussing how your finger next to the little finger shares a tendant with your middle finger and proving it with this weird thing* guy on tv: now with your middle finger folded in, move your thumb *we all move our thumbs* guy on tv: now your index finger *we all move our index fingers* guy on tv: now your little finger *we all move our little fingers* guy on tv: now your final finger. you should see that it doesn't move. *we all move the final finger* dad: he's right. i can't do it mom: same here james: me neither me: *looks at hand* i can do it dad: well. he fails. |
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