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Post by omgitsmollyx on May 27, 2009 3:37:00 GMT 1
Why did the girl fall down the stairs?
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she had not feet! LOL
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Post by Mikey on May 27, 2009 9:13:31 GMT 1
Sounds familiar...
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Post by NaomiOfC on May 27, 2009 11:55:49 GMT 1
I don't get it. Was that that supposed to be funny?
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Post by omgitsmollyx on May 27, 2009 17:14:31 GMT 1
hahaha
it was meant to be a shit joke
which it is
ha
ha
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Post by BisexualDrummer1691 on Jun 3, 2009 2:50:30 GMT 1
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jun 3, 2009 13:34:32 GMT 1
Haha. :')
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Post by phsycofairy on Jun 3, 2009 13:49:44 GMT 1
Something on someone's sig on DeviantArt, it amused me.
"Two gays walk into a bar"
"then what?"
"I dunno. They drink, I guess"
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jun 3, 2009 14:12:23 GMT 1
Aha.
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Post by phsycofairy on Jun 3, 2009 14:19:26 GMT 1
I just found a website full of crap jokes  A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?" And the barman replies, "No." And the duck asks, "Got any bread?" And the barman, "No!" "Got any bread?" "I said, N-O NO!" "Got any bread?" "For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!" "Got any bread?" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!" "Got any bread?" "Look, if you ask me one more fucking time if I've got any bread, I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the fucking bar!! WE HAVE NO FUCKING BREAD!!!" "Got any nails?" "No!" "Got any bread?" |
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Post by omgitsmollyx on Jun 5, 2009 19:54:14 GMT 1
why did the mirror break? i looked into it! yeah um please excuse me and my crappy jokes |
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Post by liz on Jun 7, 2009 15:31:11 GMT 1
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment.
Sorry, it's lame I know. Blame my little brother, lol.
Oh dear, I have another ....
What d'you call a man with rabbits in his pockets?
Warren.
Ok, going away now ....
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Post by NaomiOfC on Jun 7, 2009 22:51:32 GMT 1
Liz is too cool for school 
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Post by Fran..x on Jun 8, 2009 15:02:14 GMT 1
ha my my dads fave - he loves it - its a bit erm... NC17 so avert your eyes if you dont wanna read sex related stuff  '' A gay couple had just bought their first home together, and were thinking of ways to truly celebrate their first big step as life partners. After 2 minutes, the big blonde male said '' I know! lets have sex in every room!'' his boyfriend agreed and they tore eachothers clothes off and started to have sex on tables, floors and against doors. 3 hours later, while the big blonde male was banging his man hard, the doorbell rang. '' Its probably one of the neighbours coming to welcome us'' panted the blonde, so he got up and before the room he said '' Don't you DARE finish off what i started, once i come back im going to make you see white''... 5 minutes later he came back to find sperm everywhere, on the new satin curtains, all over the walls and soaking the floor, '' I thought i said dont finish yourslf off?!'' cried the blonde, looking sheepish, his boyfrien replied '' I didn't, I just farted'' yeah its really lame :/ |
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Post by phsycofairy on Jun 8, 2009 15:42:53 GMT 1
THAT IS BRILLIANT.
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Post by magdaisasheep on Feb 18, 2010 17:35:01 GMT 1
I've got one:)
A vampire walks into a bar and asks for hot water.
"Wow, I thought you only drank blood!" said the bar man.
"Nope, I want to make tea," the vampire replies and takes out a tampon.
Not very funny, is it? I just thought that the whole situation is a bit bizarre:)
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