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Post by stephTH on Apr 5, 2009 16:35:22 GMT 1
LOL. I love that. xD
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Post by neonlights on Apr 5, 2009 16:39:03 GMT 1
i second that ^^^ x'D
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Post by xlouisex on Apr 5, 2009 16:44:58 GMT 1
lmao i like that one XD
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Post by rippinkittin on Apr 5, 2009 17:53:18 GMT 1
aaah it's a good one...
aah my favourite joke everr:
Q: what's yellow and goes slam slam?
A: door infested custard
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Post by phsycofairy on Apr 5, 2009 17:58:03 GMT 1
LOL XD
my favourite one ever, even though its rubbish.
A man walks into a drum kit. Bu-dum-tsch!
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Post by xlouisex on Apr 5, 2009 18:57:20 GMT 1
lol i like those
i still can't think if any yet
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Post by Rhi on Apr 5, 2009 19:05:38 GMT 1
Rofl, I love a load of these. --- I love puns.  - It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. |
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Post by Harriet Listing? Hmm I like it on Apr 5, 2009 19:07:21 GMT 1
my dad is v bad at telling jokes lol, he forgets the punch line thingy lol
Heres another -
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other "I'll drive and you man the guns!"
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Post by xlouisex on Apr 5, 2009 19:07:34 GMT 1
lmao XD ive heard that one before
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Post by OhSooRandomm on Apr 5, 2009 22:31:48 GMT 1
there was a good one about some priest and a nun
but i forgot :S darn it doreen!
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Post by phsycofairy on Apr 5, 2009 23:45:45 GMT 1
i know loads more... but... they are inapropriate. or racist. or something.
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Post by batman on May 1, 2009 20:00:51 GMT 1
This one is LONG.
But I aime it. (:
How do you get four elephants into a mini ?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How can you tell if there has been an elephant in your fridge ?
Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there have been two elephants in your fridge ?
Even more footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there have been three elephants in your fridge ?
Even MORE footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there have been four elephants in your fridge ?
There's a mini parked outside. ;D
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Post by NaomiOfC on May 1, 2009 20:27:03 GMT 1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Ok. So why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
A man walked into a drumkit. BA DA BUM BUM CHHHHHHHHHHHHH :')
One my Dad told me:
3 dumb men went to see their doctor. The doctor says to the first man, "what is 5X9?" And the man answers "365." "No." The doctor turned to the 2nd man. "What is 5X9?" The man replied "Tuesday." "No." The doctor then turned t the 3rd man. "What is 5X9?" The man responsed "45." The doctor was surprised and asked, "How did you work that out?" And the man said "I took Tuesday away from 365".
A Scottish man walked into a pub and asked the bartender "Can I have a wee bit of beer?" The bartender said "Sure. Won't be a second." Took an empty beer glass and walked to the back of the pub.
A bear walked upto a shopkeeper and asked "Can I have a bottle of........................................................................................................................................... pepsi please?" The shopkeeper asked "Why the long paws?"
(':
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Post by phsycofairy on May 1, 2009 20:41:37 GMT 1
A man walked into a drumkit. BA DA BUM BUM CHHHHHHHHHHHHH :')
I ALREADY POSTED THAT.  |
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Post by NaomiOfC on May 1, 2009 21:18:24 GMT 1
Oh. I told you that one! On the way home from school and you almost walked into a lampost from laughing too much. :')
There were two prawns, Bob and Christian. Bob said to Christan "I'm bored of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark instead." The fish fairy came along and turned Bob into a shark.
Everyone was scared of Bob, so he had no one to talk to. He was all on his own. So he said to himself "I wish I was a prawn again." The fish fairy came along again and turned Bob back into a prawn. Bob swam to Christian and shouted "I'M A PRAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!"
^^ My mum's best friends joke.
Neyoink. ;D
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