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Post by NaomiOfC on Nov 26, 2008 0:38:49 GMT 1
He’s called a player. He’s called a man wh*re. He’s called a SexGod. He’s called Tom Kaulitz.
Yup. I’ve fallen for the big rock star.
But, he’s a heartbreaker, and I’m not just saying that because of what the media say.
Flashback.
‘You feel it every day, it’s all the same, it brings me down again but I’m the one to blame.’
“Hello?” I said down my cell phone.
“I’m at Tom Kaulitz’ hotel room.” My best friend, Lucy screeched down the phone.
“You’re not.” I laughed.
“I am! Gotta go. He’s coming in the room.” She hung up.
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‘You feel it every day, it’s all the same, it brings me down and I’m the one to blame.’
I groaned as my cell phone rang. I hate being woken up.
“Hello?” I said down my cell phone. I heard sobs.
“He used me! Jaiden, he used me!” Lucy cried.
“Wait. Slow down. You really were with Tom Kaulitz?” I asked her.
“Yes! I was just a one night stand. He. He...” She sobbed.
“He what?” I asked.
“He took my virginity.” She cried.
‘That jerk.’ I thought to myself.
“I’m sorry Lucy. Look, I gotta go. Talk later, yeah?” I said to her.
“Yeah. Thanks Jay.” She hung up.
End Flashback.
Here I am, watching a TRL interview with Tokio Hotel.
I’m not a fan of them after what happened, but my God Tom is one hot boy!
I was staring at him. Literally drooling. Listening to his pervy comments, watching as he smiles that sexy smirk. He’s definitely my type.
“So Tom. I hear you’re a bit of a ladies’ man.” The interviewer said.
“You could say that. I have had my fare share.” He smirked.
Gah! That smirk...
‘Jaiden! Stop it! He’s a heartbreaker! Does that mean nothing to you?!’ My mind screamed at me.
I’m right. What am I doing falling for a heartbreaker?
HAHAHAHA. It's a one shot i wrote for a friend >.<
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Post by Ina-Mai on Nov 26, 2008 1:01:56 GMT 1
but i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain
and it's 2am and i'm cursing your name
you're so in love that you act insane
and that's the way I loved you
breakin' down and coming undone
it's a roller coaster kinda rush
and I never knew I could feel that much
and that's the way I loved you
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Post by zeebee2 on Nov 26, 2008 19:52:21 GMT 1
zeebee2!
Louise says:
has that always been ur name?
Zia says:
yh lol
Louise says:
wasnt it zeebee92?
Zia says:
noo
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Post by zeebee2 on Nov 26, 2008 20:04:51 GMT 1
lol louise did u notice its our convo ^^
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Post by Mistress Snowy aka Yuki-sama on Nov 28, 2008 21:34:11 GMT 1
Beware, a lnog one again!
Chapter 1.
"Mr Lister sir, we've spotted another ship. It looks just like the Nova 5, sir." Kryten said without making a single attempt at hiding his fear.
"Don't worry Kryts, I don't think it's the Nova 5. Maybe it's the Nova 10?" Lister tried to cheer him up as he headed to the cockpit with him.
"Maybe. Shall we try to make contact, sir?"
"I dunno Kryts, they might attack us."
"So you suggest we just leave it, sir? Let them make the first move?"
"Why not, it's just the way I've always liked it." Lister said with a cheeky smile.
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"Tam, look! Is that... Starbug?"
"Looks like it..... we'll have to explore it without them knowing."
"Are you sure you wanna do that? They might not appreciate it." the third girl asked.
"Yeah but if that IS Starbug, then the guy we're after might be on board. Let's go in."
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While the crew were occupied with other things, the Venus 619 slyly attached itself to Starbug so its crew members could explore.
"Wow. This is Starbug. This is REALLY Starbug! All that time in stasis has really paid off ain't it, gals?"
"Indeed!" The girls did a silent three-way boogie in the area they'd arrived in. Afterwards, they went searching for stuff they'd need for their own ship. Obvsiously they'd write a note of apology for stealing some supplies because they were nice and polite like that but even so, they needed food! So they took all they needed to last the three of them a week at least and scarpered off to their own ship.
*a while later*
Kryten went back to the cockpit and while he ventured his way there, he noticed something was different. Except for the obvious note the girls had left saying:
"Dear Starbug crew,
Sorry about this but we've had to take some of your food supplies because basically, we're starving. But if we're not mistaken, one of your crew members just happens to be the guy we're tracking down. He goes by the name of Dave Lister. Don't make us attack you, because usually we don't do violence, but please, do let us have him.
Much Love,
P, M and T
xxxx"
Kryten was, instead of worried that they were threatening to attack, weirded out by their politeness concerning such a matter! And what exactly did P, M and T stand for? He showed this note to Lister.
Chapter 2
"Me? They're after me? But why?"
"I don't know sir but judging by their politeness I'm guessing they might also be human, which is highly unlikely because we're three million years into Deep Space and there's no way that another human could reach us and survive."
"Ooh, incoming message!" Lister allowed communication between Starbug and Venus 619
"Hiiiiiii guys!!" said the blonde dreadlocked baby of the crew.
"Hello... are you human?"
"Of course we are! We're the three crew members of the starship Venus 619 - yes Dave, you can laugh, we named this ship ourselves - and we'd like to do some, err, scientific research using Mr Lister." the purple-haired pilot replied.
"I don't believe ya, you can't possibly be human?"
"We ARE!! This ship has been on autopilot for an insanely long time while we were in stasis because we didn't want to die having failed our mission to find Dave Lister." The redhead said with a hint of sorrow in her voice.
"So lemme get this straight; you three lovely ladies put yourselves into stasis for over three million years, just to find me?"
"Yep. Three million and two hundred years to be exact. We set off into space long before you were even born, Lister."
"How is it that you've heard of me then?"
"Becauuuuuussseee.... we know everything? Like, how the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf got wiped out and you ended up being the last human being in existence, how Cat came to be, aaaand schturff." The purple-haired captain said with a cheesy grin.
"I don't believe you."
"Tough cookies Dave, you have to." The blonde dreadlocked lass said with a tone of attitude in her voice which oddly intimidated Lister.
"Alright, alright, I'll do as you say."
"So you'll come on board Venus 619 then?" The redhead asked with the same cheesy grin as her purple-haired girlfriend.
"Only if you tell us what P, M and T stands for." Kryten said.
"Sure. I'm Psnowy, with a capital P..."
"I'm Melissa..."
"And I'm Tammy." She pointed to Psnowy, Melissa and herself as she said "P, M, T."
Kryten and Lister looked at each other, a bit dumbfounded-slash-generally puzzled as to why their initials alternatively stood for Pre-Menstrual Tension. Was it coincidence, or did they intend it to be that way? The mind boggles.
"Right, so, hand him over then."
"Woah, steady on, ladies!! Can't we get to know you a little better?"
"Only you, Dave. Sorry. Oh, is Kochanski on board?"
"Yeah she is, why?"
"Perfect. Dave, we're gunna teach you a little lesson in understanding women. Kryten, hand him over."
"But-"
"DO YOU WANT us to attack Starbug?" Psnowy said, pretending to lose her temper. She always did love to play the psychotic bitch at times. She even started to get their weapon into gear.
"No, of course not!!"
"Very well then; hand him over. Now." Psnowy demanded in a calm yet psychotic tone that intimidated Kryten like nobody's business.
"OK, OK, I'm comin'." Lister headed off to the airlock area where the two ships remained connected, and Tammy met him halfway and dragged him onto Venus 619.
"Don't worry, Kryten!! We'll bring him back in one piece, we promise. And don't tell Kochanski the real reason we've taken him." Melissa said with a wink and ended the communication between two ships. Pilot Psnowy disconnected the two ships and the Venus 619 wasn't to be seen for the next two weeks.
Chapter 3
Dave looked around the Venus 619 and thought 'oh, you've got to be kidding' when he saw a pair of fluffy handcuffs attached to a king size bed. He then let his imagination go wild and you can imagine how aroused he was just thinking of the possibilities.
"Aah Dave, I see you've found your way to our sleeping quarters?" Psnowy said and she and Melissa entered the room.
"Yeah. Um, what exactly are you gunna.. erm, do with me for the next God-knows-how-long you'll have me for?"
"If you're thinking of us handcuffing you to that bed then wipe that idea right out. We're not cruel. Tammy's already said; we're gunna teach you a lesson in understanding women."
"And you've kidnapped me for that? ...............Thanks!" Lister said with genuine enthusiasm.
"You're welcome. It must be hard for Kochanski to be the only woman on board, so if we put a lil bit extra femininity in you, then she wouldn't feel so alone. And maybe, just maybe.... you two could hit it off."
"You're giving me a chance to hit it off with Kochanski? But... how?"
"Oh, well, Tammy's an expert in seducing people. So if she gives you tips in seducing Kochanski, then you could use them on her and if they don't work for you they might work for her. Tammy fancies the pants off Kochanski, so be warned."
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"Right, Madame Tammy, how do I seduce Kristine Kochanski then?"
"Well it depends how full-on you wanna be."
"Subtle, at first."
"Right, so.... " And this is where Tammy gave Lister useful tips in seduction and for Lesson Two he had Madame Psnowy teaching him how to get a woman to open up to him. Oddly enough, Lister was paying a LOT of attention to what he was being told and he was confident this would work because he was getting useful advice which was almost guaranteed to work.
*a week later*
"Right Dave, you will practise your newly-learned skills on Madame Psnowy." Psnowy looked at her with unease because - let's face it - only Psnowy knew how easy to please she was, and if she were single, he'd have her within a heartbeat. And that's saying something. She reluctantly agreed to have Dave practise seduction on her, and what he did was he moved closer to her, looking her deep in the eyes, and rested his hand on her cheek. Her eyes darted towards the floor as she blushed like nobody's business. Lister leant forward and she looked up just in time, and they very almost kissed but Psnowy could feel Melissa's devastated eyes burn on her, or was she just being paranoid? Even so, she got her self-control back and managed not to kiss him even though the temptation was almost irresistible.
"Sorry, I almost got carried away there."
"No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have agreed to this." Psnowy said, her eyes intent on staring at the floor as she left the room to have a guilty sob. There is no way Psnowy could live with herself after almost cheating on her girlfriend by agreeing to let Lister practise seduction on her. Guilt is an emotion Psnowy rarely - and I mean, RARELY - felt, and trust me, it eats her alive. She will literally hide in the corner and think 'She'll never forgive me. How can I live with myself after that? I almost kissed him for Smeg's sake! I can barely imagine how heartbroken she must feel...' and so on. She hid herself away for a whole week.
*that week passes by*
Lister finds her hidden in a cupboard, curled up in a little ball.
"Psnowy?"
She looks up with a frightened look on her face.
"Psnowy, are you alright?"
She shook her head and rocked back and forth.
"Psnowy, don't feel guilty about what happened last week."
"How can I not, Lister? How can I live with myself knowing that I could have cheated on my girlfriend right in front of her if I didn't get my self-control back?"
"I admit she did look at me like she was tryina say 'Don't do it, or you will pay', but to be honest... I wanted to kiss you too."
"Oh great." She buries her head in shame and begins to cry for the umpteenth time within that week.
"Hey, hey, don't cry, it's not like we could have helped ourselves if we did, it was all a spur of the moment wasn't it?"
"Yeah, I s'pose." Psnowy said as she tried to get herself back together. She accepted a hug from Lister and actually dared to go out and face Melissa.
"Psnowbear!! Where have you been? I've been worried sick about you!" Melissa gave Psnowy the biggest bear hug in existence.
"Hiding. That, with Lister, it kind of reminded me of that time when... Cesia..."
"Awww huni, how could she sneak back into your mind after all these years? Dave's actually got respect for our relationship!!" Lister grinned a bit at this.
"Yeah but I don't think you fully know how my brain works. Not even I know how my brain works. Milly, my brain remembers things I don't want it to, and Cesia is one of them."
And they carried on talking until they both fell asleep in their king size bed..... all four of them.
Chapter 4
*The next Morning*
"Right, Dave, you will concentrate on pulling Kristine, and if it don't work for you, I'll have her." Tammy said with a cheeky grin.
"Right. Concentrate on Kris, concentrate on Kris. How's things with Psnowy and Milly, btw?"
"Couldn't have dreamed it better, myself." Psnowy said as she walked in, with her arm round Melissa.
"Awwww, the happy couple's back and even more badass than ever!" Tam commentated.
"Damn Right and you guys loooove it!" Psnowy replied with a grin, and made everyone else laugh.
"Come on then, let's get you back on Starbug." Tammy said, and the four of them ventured on board the Venus 619 back to Starbug.
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"Incoming message!" The Cat called. He enabled communication with the other ship.
"Hey guys, we're here to return Dave Lister to Starbug."
"Excellent! Bring him on!" The Cat replied.
The two vessels connected and the Venus 619 crew entered Starbug along with Dave Lister, as they promised.
"Special Delivery for Mr Cat, Mr Kryten and Miss Kochanski, if one of you would just like to sign here..." Psnowy said jokingly. Lister was weirded out but at least he was safely returned to Starbug and that's all that mattered.
"We bid thee farewell, and keep in touch if you can!! Good Tie!!" Milly said and the three girls departed Starbug. Lister then thought 'Right, time to get Kochanski.'
*time passes by*
So far, Tammy's tips have worked wonders: Kochanski and Lister are close to becoming a couple. But there's just one more thing left for Lister to do, and that's the same trick he pulled on Psnowy. So one day, they were alone together, just talking about personal stuff, like very close friends do and then an awkward silence crept up on them, during which they both looked into each other's eyes, and a creepy kind of deja vu-ish kinda chemistry swept through them like an invisible tidal wave, and it made them realise that they should never have broken up in the first place. Lister took this chance to get back what was mean to be his, and he rested his hand on Kochanski's cheek, causing her to blush like mad. They edged closer and closer to each other, little by little, and then it happened. Lister made his move, and pulled Kochanski in for a gentle but hot and passionate kiss which they both thoroughly enjoyed. So much so, that it made both Lister and Kochanski's hearts skip a beat or five.
By the time they finally stopped kissing, which actually only lasted like half a minute but it felt like a blissful eternity for the both of them, Lister popped the question:
"Will you become my girlfriend... again?"
"Yes. I will." And they kissed again.
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"Good Morning Mr Lister sir. You seem cheerful this morning." Kryten greeted Lister.
"Well you would be if you'd got back together with the love of your life, wouldn't you dear Kryten?" Lister said, putting his arm around his favourite Mechanoid in the whole universe.
"I see." Kryten said in an openly disappointed voice.
"Aww come on Kryten, what is wrong with Kristine?"
"There's nothing wrong with her, it's just that...... she'll take you away from me!"
"She won't take me away from you!"
"YOU'RE LYING!! I'm gunna end up all alone just like on the Nova 5 all over again, I can just see it!"
"Look me in the eyes, Kryten." Kryten did exactly that.
"Kristine will not take me away from you, and you will not end up alone like on the Nova 5."
"Do you promise, Mr Lister, sir?"
"I promise, Kryten! I'm sure Kristine will vouch for me."
"What for?" Kochanski asked as she joined Lister's conversation with Kryten.
"Kryten's worried that he'll end up all alone because we're together."
"Kryten, that's mad, you won't be alone!! If anything, it's beneficial that Lister and I are an item, that way you can surely open up to me too. Think of us as one happy family."
"A happy family?" Kryten was a bit skeptisch about the sound of the crew being like a "family".
"Yeah. All four of us, together. No-one will be left out, I promise." Kochanski proposed.
"So, I get to be the family's servant, ironing everyone's clothes and stuff? And the Cat is the pet?"
"If you want, yeah!" Lister said.
"Alright. Let's group hug." Kryten offered, and Lister and Kochanski gave him a group hug.
And they all lived happily ever after..............
Almost.
Epilogue.
"Incoming message." Kochanski called and the boys came straight to the cockpit.
"Evening lads. Ace Rimmer here. How's about we do a little bit of catching up?"
"Rimmer!! How ya doin, man?" Lister asked, part-happy, part-worried. A couple of years ago, Lister and Rimmer shared a passionate relationship, but they had to end it after Rimmer became the next Ace.
The Starbug crew let Rimmer on board the ship for a good mutual game of 20 Questions, and they were all pleasantly surprised at his charm, charisma and overall coolness. They all had a pretty good laugh, actually.
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As soon as Lister and Rimmer were alone, Rimmer just had to tell him how he felt:
"Listy, you know when we broke up?"
"Yeah..."
"Did it hurt as much for you... as it did for me?"
"I dunno what you mean, Rimmer."
"I always knew it would be hard to sacrifice our relationship so I could become the next Ace, but.... since I left I've become a broken man, Lister."
"Wh... What are you tryina say to me Rimmer? If it's what I think it is, then I'm sorry, but I'm happy with Kochanski, I've moved on."
Rimmer slightly collapsed onto the nearest chair, and was fighting a losing battle with tears.
"Hey now Rimmer, don't be upset."
"How can I not be upset, when I'm still in love with you?"
They looked each other in the eyes. Lister was shocked, and Rimmer was heartbroken.
The End...........
OR IS IT?
New RD fic.
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Post by zeebee2 on Nov 29, 2008 18:15:22 GMT 1
chalk drawings
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Post by Mistress Snowy aka Yuki-sama on Nov 29, 2008 20:41:38 GMT 1
Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?
Yes.
Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
Yes.
Do you miss anyone?
Yes.
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Um... god it feels like ages ago.
Who is your celebrity crush?
Bill Kaulitz lol.
Can you touch your toes?
Just about lol.
Do you know anybody who was abused?
Yes.
Do you take walks often?
Yes.
Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
I wouldn't say interesting, but I do have a tattoo and a few piercings.
Are you afraid to grow up?
Yes.
Who were you with last night?
My brother and his girlfriend.
Can you count past 100?
Possibly.
What language do you want to learn?
German.
Any upcoming vacations?
Poland and Bulgaria.
Do you care what people think of you?
Not really.
Would you call yourself smart?
Lol.
Do you like to read?
Yes.
Have you ever touched an elephant?
No.
Plans for tomorrow?
Relax =]
Is anything wrong?
Yes.
Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?
Not lately =[.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping I think.
Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Umm Poland lol.
What's your favorite season?
Summer.
Have you ever talked to Tom?
No.
Last thing you ate/drank?
Mini wafer curls.
Have you ever ran with scissors?
No.
Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
Hm...
Most visited web page?
Facebook.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.
Looking forward to something this weekend?
No.
How many siblings do you have?
Three.
Do you have any pets?
I do, a puppy, a hamster and tropical fish.
What's your favorite number?
29.
What are you watching right now?
Nothing.
Do you know how to swim?
Yes.
Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
No.
Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
Not my whole life, but nearly.
Are any of your friends taller than you?
I think they all are.
Have you ever been ditched by a friend?
Yes.
Where do your friends live?
Whitnash, Warwick, Rugby, Daventry, all over the place.
Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Yes
Have you been to most of your friends house?
No.
Do you currently like someone?
I do.
You have plenty of secrets that you share with...?
I don't share them.
Do you enjoy drama?
No.
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