Post by schluvkaulitz on Mar 16, 2008 13:37:40 GMT 1
....Well. I don't really know either of those bands, but I like Axel Rose's hair so it'd have to be the Guns n Roses gig.
Behind door number 1: If you don't go in there, Bill will shave off all his hair and tattoo his face all over and marry Paris Hilton and become extremely obese. And have a disturbing relationship with Saki. If you do go in there, Bill is naked and waiting.
Behind door number 2: If you don't go in there, Tom will make his hair into one fat dreadlock, become anorexic, have a permanent outbreak of extreme acne ALL OVER HIS BODY, marry Mary-Kate and Ashley, and become a stripper in a gay club for nasty old men to perv over. If you do go in there, Tom is naked and wants YOU.
What a hard choice. I'm freaking out just thinking about it!
Post by schluvkaulitz on Mar 16, 2008 13:57:43 GMT 1
It shall be door 1.
Door 1: Girls night in with Bill. Includes hair straightening, gossip, make-up, and general girly fun. Door 2: A whole night alone with Tom. But not doing anything other than talking and feeling loved by him. His very presence is just divine.
So who do you choose? The fun with Bill spilling goss about the rest of the band... or the presence called Tom that just oozes sexuality.