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Post by phsycofairy on May 13, 2009 9:47:17 GMT 1
I did XD
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Post by CharChar93 on May 13, 2009 17:20:11 GMT 1
It is meant to say it has been removed or eaten by Kyo?  Cos even if it isn't, thats quite funny  |
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Post by phsycofairy on May 29, 2009 15:09:04 GMT 1
Page bloody 3? shot
anyway, I need help. In which song is Kyo the squeeliest?
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Post by neonlights on May 29, 2009 15:52:42 GMT 1
live or just the studio song??
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Post by neonlights on May 29, 2009 15:54:26 GMT 1
live = agitated screama of maggots and zakuro
studio = grief or filth
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Post by phsycofairy on May 29, 2009 15:58:09 GMT 1
Ahaha awesome.
Im so bored im speeding up songs XD
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Post by neonlights on May 29, 2009 16:31:32 GMT 1
lmao!! oh jeez  |
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Post by phsycofairy on May 29, 2009 16:32:40 GMT 1
Tis rather random
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Post by neonlights on May 29, 2009 21:12:07 GMT 1
i wanna hear themm!
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Post by phsycofairy on May 29, 2009 21:17:51 GMT 1
ahaha they are awesome. I'll send you them.
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Post by neonlights on May 29, 2009 21:21:14 GMT 1
yey, danke!! |
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Post by neonlights on May 30, 2009 17:18:20 GMT 1
heres a little explanation i found about dir en grey.. I LOLLEEEEDDD. ________________________ Dir en grey is a group of entertainers founded by four Japanese ex-Clinjas who became disillusioned with the commercial nature of the Clinja way and broke off to perform their own original act, which included balloon art, traditional origami, and Christian rock. After 5 years as a top-ranked Clinja, future Dir en grey leader Kaoru became weary of the screeching laughter of children and senseless bloodshed that went along with the Clinja lifestyle and sought out a means by which he could make a positive contribution to society. Coming together with three like-minded Clinja named Toshiya, Die, and Shinya, the four decided that their calling was to go non-profit and entertain not only wealthy children, but also less fortunate children, as well as the elderly and incontinent in rest homes across Japan. In a brainstorming session involving copious amounts of rose hip tea and strawberry crumpets, leader Kaoru came up with the edgy group name of “The Give-a-Darn Gang”, which was later changed to “The Give-a-Darn Fellows”, as member Shinya pointed out that the word “gang” had negative connotations. Although none of the four were thoroughly pleased with the name, they decided to keep it tentatively, and for the time being went to find new wardrobe to replace their Clinja garb. This wardrobe would consist of primarily garter belts, leather bras, and undeniably fabulous nail art. Upon asking the store employee where they purchased their attire how they looked, the employee looked at the four men and coldly replied “Dur.. umm.. gay?” However, the four misinterpreted what the employee said to be either "deer in grey" or “Dir en grey” which had an irresistible ring to it. Considering Toshiya's immense fear of deer the group renamed itself "Dir en grey" on the spot. Dir en grey would go on to perform Christian rock and various other forms of non-abrasive entertainment at minor venues across Japan, while receiving only Laffy Taffy and Yu-Gi-Oh Pogs for pay. Aside from their activities as a group, the members also worked part-time jobs at fast-food restaurants and trendy mall shops, while still managing to pitch in as volunteers at various youth groups. On Feb 29 1997, 18 months after Dir en grey formed, a 12-year old bulimic dwarf with Tourette's Syndrome and a rare fatal brain disease named Kyo (born Kyojangles del Toro Tenpura) requested to have his dream of becoming a rock singer fulfilled by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Jumping at any chance to do a good deed, Dir en grey agreed to have Kaoru step down temporarily as the lead singer of the band to allow Kyo to take over the position until the day the little bugger croaked, which wasn’t expected to be very far off. The band decided that having Kyo as a lead singer would prove useful, because despite the fact that he was incredibly loud, he couldn't bother them because the interior of his mouth was covered in mucosal tissue and crusty vomit from constantly scratching his vestigial hair that triggered his gag reflex (i.e. fish-hooking). The entry of Kyo into the band would be a decided turning point for the artistic direction of Dir en grey. With their new terminally ill lead singer, Dir en grey was never the same, and lyrics such as “Help a friend in need / This is a world of greed" sounded like nothing more than the bellowing of a spastic demon-possessed orangutan when sung by Kyo. In fact, even when the lyrics were scarcely intelligible they usually concerned the mutilation of babies, eating human vital organs, and graphically violent forms of suicide. (Example: "Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist Cut Show/Take it in the backside from a half dead goat!") "Wan day, ai will fuck yo parentsu!!!"At every live performance Kyo began the trademark practice of eating something unspeakably foul before going on stage, jumping around frantically while “singing”, and puking up the content of his stomach on the stage (and on the faces of numerous attendees seated in the front row). At the end of the concert fans would have a chance at winning McDonalds gift certificates if they could guess what the hell Kyo upchucked (see the “I’m Lovin’ Vomit” promotion). However, due to the consistently outlandish nature of what he regurgitated, a single correct guess has never been given. Kyo made the group immensely popular, and Dir en grey soon went from Japanese schoolgirl's slumber parties to major venues such as Tokyo Dome and the Delta Center in Salt Lake City, Utah. LOLOLOLOLLL |
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Post by phsycofairy on May 30, 2009 17:22:02 GMT 1
OH IVE SEEN THAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOCHIN LOOOOL
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Post by neonlights on May 30, 2009 17:25:08 GMT 1
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Post by CharChar93 on May 30, 2009 17:36:41 GMT 1
Leyla, are you a teeny bit obsessed with uncyclopedia? |
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